Welcome Wisdom Seekers!
 What a week. The cosmos seems to be in an uproar. Everyone, everywhere is spinning around in the big, cosmic washer/dryer combo. There's sure to be shrinkage, lost socks, pink underwear and, ultimately, clean clothes. We say, "Relax and enjoy the ride." In that spirit, we're providing some fabric softener to help you along (also known as regaining your perspective). Enjoy!


"More than any time in history mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness, the other to total extinction. Let us pray that we have the wisdom to choose correctly." ~Woody Allen
"Here's the test to find out if your mission on Earth is finished: if you're alive, it isn't." ~Richard Bach
"A good many dramatic situations begin with screaming." ~Barbarella
"Sure, it's going to kill a lot of people, but they may be dying of something else anyway." ~-Othal Brand
"To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, then call whatever you hit the target." ~Ashleigh Brilliant
"I don't feel good." ~-Last words of Luther Burbank
Some days, it just doesn't pay to gnaw through the straps....
  • In Ohio, an unidentified man in his late twenties walked into a police station with a 9-inch wire protruding from his forehead. He asked officers to give him an x-ray to help him find his brain, which he claimed had been stolen. Police were shocked to learn that the man had drilled a 6-inch deep hole in his skull with a Black & Decker power drill, then stuck in the wire to find his missing brain.
  • An Oregon police chief was fired after praying for a suspect she believed was possessed by the devil AND selling cosmetics out of her patrol car.
  • Health Alert! Don't eat squirrel brains. The Lancet reports a link between consumption of squirrel brains and a type of Mad Cow disease...

    • Emus cannot walk backwards.
    • Most American car horns honk in the key of "F"
    • Many hamsters only blink one eye at a time.
    • Giraffes have no vocal cords.
    • The first toilet ever seen on TV was on Leave It To Beaver. ("What a lovely toilet you have there, Mrs. Cleaver.")

    If you are experiencing the whirlpool of cosmic change (like, is your dog looking at you really funny lately?),please click here and relate your cosmically challenged stories. Until we hear from you, we will be consulting our astrologer (See the Links page) and keeping an eye on "things."

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