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Here are some statistics about Americans. We are a strange and wonderful people...

  • 44% of men tailgate to speed up the person in front of them.
  • 53% of us would take advice from Ann Landers.
  • 28% of us have skinny-dipped.
  • 53% read their horoscopes regularly.
  • 44% reuse tinfoil.
  • 71.6% of us eavesdrop.
  • 39% of us peek in our host's bathroom cabinet.
  • 17% have been caught by the host.
  • 30% of us refuse to sit on a public toilet seat.
  • 45.2% pee in the shower.
  • 44.9% pee in the ocean.
  • 28.1% pee in the pool.
  • 85% of us will eat Spam this year.
  • STUPID HUMAN TRICKS

    This week, we've dealt with the lame, the halt and the intellectually challenged. Of course, it goes without saying that all Wisdom Seekers are bright, beautiful and talented. But, just in case you run into stupid, and wish to prevent it from harming itself or others, here are some tips from the Stupid Person's Guide To Life.

  • Don't eat rocks.
  • Don't take naps in the road.
  • Don't throw a brick straight up.
  • Don't microwave any body parts.
  • Don't chew Tylenol.
  • Don't bathe in gasoline.
  • Don't lick toads, bulls, or jellyfish.
  • Wear clothes. But not in the bath tub.
  • Try not to reproduce.
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